(holymoly.com)
Hey women! Look what you can achieve if you work out, like, all the time, never eat a single carb and appear on Dancing With The Stars. Amazing, isn't it. Not just that, but you could also bag yourself a million billionaire boyfriend who drives a racing car at, like, the speed of sound or something and is so handsome he makes the moon blush. On the other hand, if you don't do these things you're the worst and you deserve nothing more than a stint on Deal Or No Deal and a loveless relationship with a diminutive executive sales consultant from Stockport. AREN'T CELEBRITIES JUST THE BEST AT MAKING YOU FEEL BAD?
Anyway, assuming that you managed to make your way through the most depressing intro we could come up with, here's your reward, the cover of GQ India. The exact same issue that had these pictures of Nicole Scherzinger flouncing around in her smalls. Admittedly, if you found the intro misogynistic and depressing then you're probably not going to look at our gallery, but we're willing to Take That chance.
And yes, if you're wondering that's also the very same talented dancer/singer/model/singer/dancer who's now presenting X Factor USA with sexual dynamo Steve Jones, Tom Jones' illegitimate great-great-grandson*. It's just segue after segue after segue here on HM today.